“You know, honestly, sometimes I get bored with ripping donuts in my Lambo. It was great the first three times I won Roubaix. Then, meh. I’ll tell you what I like to do sometimes when I’m bored: I like to cut open a few dozen bags, dump them on my living room floor, and then just ride my bike through snow drifts of coke.”
This shit just writes itself.
Yeahhhh… Tommeke’s not even trying to hide it.